I want to read Snooki’s new book, Confessions of a Guidette, but I’m afraid of being judged for buying it. How can I get access to this great literary masterpiece?
Librarians don’t judge you, and once you return the book, no one will ever know you took it out. Thus, it seems your best option would be to GO THE FUCK TO THE LIBRARY.
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May 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Are you kidding? We judge every patron who stands in front of us at the front desk, talk about them when they leave, and their ridiculous book choices. And get that look off your face. You’d do the same thing in our place.Believe me.